The Onion
Report: Typical City Bus Contains No Fewer Than Four Erections At Any Given Time
- Title
- Report: Typical City Bus Contains No Fewer Than Four Erections At Any Given Time
- Runtime
- 2:44
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- A Greyhound bus crash claims 30 miserable lives, a Stanford study finds no logical reason why planes are able to fly, and a local man goes and gets himself hit by a goddamn bus. It's the week of April 23rd, 2012.
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- Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook
- Runtime
- 2:29
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- A troubling report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to political office due to their embarrassing Facebook posts.
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- Four American Troops Tragically Killed Along With 23 Afghanis
- Runtime
- 2:29
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Autistic reporter Michael Falk reports it is bad that four U.S. soldiers died but it is good that nearly two dozen Taliban soldiers died. (Aired 10/18/11)
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- Title
- Eric Cantor Tossed By Bucking Mitch McConnell During Congressional Rodeo
- Runtime
- 2:35
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- A local man is proud he can still fit into his car from high school, "Stray To Be Destroyed" tops the list of cat names for the 24th straight year, and a Pekingese is really letting itself go since winning Westminster. It's the week of April 16th, 2012.
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- Title
- Democrats: Obama Has Dicked Us Around For Four Years, Now It's Our Turn
- Runtime
- 2:38
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- While most Democrats plan to vote for Obama in November, they continue to tell pollsters they're "undecided" just for the fun of messing with the president's head.
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- Reporter Helps Starving Dogs By Personally Shooting Them
- Runtime
- 1:04
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- After an earthquake renders hundreds of dogs homeless, reporter O'Brady Shaw pledges to put down every last animal himself. (Aired 10/18/11)
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- Title
- Romney To Travel Back In Time To Kill Liberal Versions Of Himself
- Runtime
- 2:36
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Seeking to dispel accusations of flip-flopping, Romney unveiled plans to use a time machine to kill earlier versions of himself who believed in universal health care and gay rights.
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- Title
- Stephen Strasburg Ceremoniously Re-Injures Arm On Opening Day
- Runtime
- 2:45
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Doc and Kenny catch a case of bullet-breath as they pull the trigger on Stephen Strasburg's Opening Day ceremony, Kentucky's draft prospects, and the Charlotte Bobcat's first ever dunk.
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- Title
- Shelby Cross Warns Women Self-Defense Classes "A Trap"
- Runtime
- 2:01
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Cross Examination host Shelby Cross shows women how to physically defeat their self-defense instructors. (Aired 10/18/11)
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- Title
- Man With Nice Eyes Blown
- Runtime
- 2:17
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Female voters can't help fawning over sexist GOP candidates, a homesick kid on a sleepover just needs to tough it the fuck out, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson lets it slip that he's been to Mars. It's the week of March 26th, 2012.
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- Today Now! Host Undergoes Horrifically Painful Surgery Live On Air
- Runtime
- 2:42
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Jim Haggerty helps to raise awareness about kidney stones by undergoing an operation in front of cameras.
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- Title
- After 1 Week In New York Tim Tebow Already A Gay, Homeless Crack Addict
- Runtime
- 2:41
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Tim Tebow has fallen into sin, Tiger Woods is adequate again, and the Mets are questionable for opening day, but Doc Brooks and Kenny Kennedy still hate each other. It's GOOMF!
- Title
- Small-Town Mayor Steps Down Amid Scandal Over Forged Coupon
- Runtime
- 1:24
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Pennington, IL mayor Sue Hallinan resigns in shame after passing bad coupons at the local Kroger. (Aired 10/4/11)
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- Title
- Joad Cressbeckler Denies He Incited Mob To Drag Congressman Through Briar Patch
- Runtime
- 2:31
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Joad says he can't be blamed for Rep. Cummings being dragged through a briar patch just because he called for the congressman to be dragged through a briar patch.
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- Title
- Nation's First Boombox-Carrying, Rollerskating Congressman Broke Boundaries
- Runtime
- 1:56
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- On This Day In History, the first boombox-carrying congressman skated his way into the Capitol. (Aired 10/4/11)
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- Title
- Broncos Receivers Worried Peyton Manning Going To Expose How Bad They Are
- Runtime
- 2:47
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Doc and Kenny answer "fan mail" about terrible receivers in Denver, confusing NCAA-upset sex, and Bryce Harper's dickishness.
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- Purity Of War Marred By One Bad Apple In Afghanistan
- Runtime
- 2:31
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- A study finds that newborn infants can tell if their parents are losers, all 6.5 million residents of Indiana join together to form a collective consciousness, and Ray Ban is unsure the public can pull off its 2012 series of sunglasses. It's the week of March 19th, 2012.
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- Title
- Google Shuts Down Gmail For Two Hours To Show Its Immense Power
- Runtime
- 2:30
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
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Socially inclusive hiphop group the Black Eyed Peas have added the wheelchair-bound rapper TruWheel to their line-up, plus more stories in the NewsBlitz.
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- Romney, Santorum Supporters To Beat Living Shit Out Of Each Other At Montana Primary
- Runtime
- 2:33
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Onion News Network political analyst Jason Copeland explains Montana's unique primary process, in which the state's delegates are awarded to the winner of a no-holds-barred street fight.
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- Nation Abuzz With Prospect Of 18-Year-Old Boys Having Their Dreams Crushed
- Runtime
- 2:39
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- It's a joyous GOOMF as Doc and Kenny revel in the pain of the NCAA Tournament's losers, the idiotic Redskins, and the ailing Jeremy Lin.
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- Sale Of BET To White Supremacist Group Results In No Changes To Programming
- Runtime
- 2:29
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- An alien world agrees to help Syria since this world refuses to, the sale of BET to a white supremacist group results in no changes to programming, and a little turtle gorges an entire raspberry. It's the week of March 12th, 2012.
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- Title
- Could The Use Of Flying Death Robots Be Hurting America's Reputation Worldwide?
- Runtime
- 2:07
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- The First Responders debate the U.S. military's use of drone planes to rain fiery death upon Afghanistan from above. (Aired 10/11/11)
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- Title
- Teen's Death Hits Reporter Hard
- Runtime
- 3:22
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- When a community loses a teen in a drunk driving accident, it's Onion News Network reporter O'Brady Shaw who is most emotionally devastated. (Aired 10/11/11)
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- Embarrassing Bounced Check From Greece Taped Up In IMF Headquarters
- Runtime
- 2:33
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- The Vatican dispatches an elite team of bishops to sabotage contraceptive manufacturer Pfizer, an embarassing bounced check from Greece is taped up in the IMF headquarters, and Chris Kattan wonders whether he should start a podcast. It's the week of March 5th, 2012.
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- Minnesota Braces For Return Of Bachmann's Full Attention
- Runtime
- 2:31
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- A fight kind of runs out of steam 15 seconds in, George Washington laments that his vision of the future has not been realized, and Philip Morris releases its new line of Marlboro PM cigarettes. It's the week of January 9th, 2012.
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- Black Conservatives Support Candidate Whose Religion Believes Black People Bear Mark Of Cain
- Runtime
- 3:01
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- The nation's gross doctors recommend drinking eight cups of clam juice per day, a snake gets a tattoo of a dude on its face, and the Supreme Court overturns Right v. Wrong. It's the week of January 16th, 2012.
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- Title
- Romney's Super Tuesday Polls Surge After He Begins Flaunting His Wealth
- Runtime
- 2:58
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Instead of downplaying his millionaire status, Mitt Romney is now wearing fur coats and gold chains.
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- Title
- Police: Kidnapped MoveOn.org Staffer's "Please Help" Emails Went Completely Ignored
- Runtime
- 2:39
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Police: Kidnapped MoveOn.org Staffer's "Please Help" Emails Went Completely Ignored
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- Title
- Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick
- Runtime
- 3:07
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- An emotional Rick Santorum stepped up his anti-gay rhetoric this week, saying jerks like Philadelphia's Nicholas Wiseman should not be allowed to marry a man they barely know when there's someone out there who truly cares for them.
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- Title
- Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself
- Runtime
- 2:37
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Today Now! welcomes Linda Johnston, the inspiring woman who made history by talking about herself continuously for over fifty hours.
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- Title
- World's Youngest Person Born
- Runtime
- 2:23
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Meth addicts demand the government address the nation's growing spider menace, K-Y introduces a new line of jam, and Prince Fielder reports to spring training exactly the right amount overweight. It's the week of February 27th, 2012
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- Title
- Facebook To Allow Changes To Privacy Settings If Users Guess Word In Locket Worn By Mark Zuckerberg
- Runtime
- 2:31
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Female friends spend a raucous night validating the living shit out of each other, an exhausted sweatshop worker just has to laugh after sewing her fingers together, and a 5-year old wants to be an overworked Haitian nanny when he grows up. It's the week of February 20th, 2012
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- Title
- NewsBlitz: Senate Session Interrupted By Wailing Of Ted Kennedy's Ghost
- Runtime
- 2:42
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Ted Kennedy's crying ghost disrupts Congress and a pilot crashes in the Kardashian wilderness, in today's NewsBlitz.
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- Title
- Leaf From "Tree Of Life" Frontrunner For Best Actor Oscar
- Runtime
- 2:15
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- On Star Fix, entertainment insiders say this might be the year Hollywood's favorite leaf, which has appeared in more than 60 films, finally takes home the Academy Award.
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- Title
- Boy Loses Leg In Totally Awesome Shark Attack
- Runtime
- 2:26
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy talk to an 11-year-old who had his leg gnawed off by a cool-as-hell shark. (Aired 10/4/11)
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- Title
- Joad Cressbeckler: Immigrants Who Survive Arizona Desert Deserve Citizenship
- Runtime
- 2:35
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- On The Cressbeckler Stance, Joad says any Mexican who crosses the scorching-hot desert on foot has proved himself worthy of U.S. citizenship.
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- Title
- Obama Begs Voters Not To Make His Daughters Switch Schools
- Runtime
- 1:52
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- The Obama campaign unveils a new strategy: urging Americans to keep him in the White House so Sasha and Malia don't have to make new friends. (Aired 11/18/11)
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- Title
- Meet The Man Inside The Nicolas Cage Costume
- Runtime
- 2:41
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Star Fix has an exclusive interview with the man who has enchanted audiences for the last 30 years playing the delightfully wacky, oversized puppet of Nicolas Cage.
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- Title
- Knicks Trade Jeremy Lin For Selfish Asshole Who Plays Knicks-Style Basketball
- Runtime
- 2:42
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- After another bite of sour fish, Doc struggles to hold down the Jeremy Lin trade, Derrick Rose in a gurney, and the wusses on the Mariners.
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- Title
- In The Know Panel Analyzes Obama's Furious, Profanity-Filled Rant At Nation
- Runtime
- 2:54
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- In a special post-speech analysis, panelists discuss what America did to make President Obama so angry he was actually spitting while he yelled at us.
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- Title
- GOP Introduces New "Mystery Candidate" With Paper Bag Over Head
- Runtime
- 1:55
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Republicans will reveal the identity of the Mystery Candidate only after he, or she, wins the election. (Aired 11/18/11)
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- Title
- Poll Reveals GOP Nomination Now Two-Way Race Between Mitt Romney, Total Voter Apathy
- Runtime
- 3:11
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- The FDA urges Americans to check out a really weird-looking potato, a suitcase looks forward all year to the carousel ride, and Syria is running dangerously low on citizens to oppress. It's the week of January 30th, 2012.
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- Title
- Tyler Perry Expands His Fan Base With New Films About Sassy, Chinese Grandmother
- Runtime
- 1:49
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Tyler Perry has signed a $50 million deal to expand his franchise to include films targeted at the world's 1.4 billion Chinese moviegoers.
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- Title
- Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
- Runtime
- 3:10
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."
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- Title
- Eli Manning Asks Dad If He Can Stop Playing Football Now
- Runtime
- 0:58
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Eli Manning wins the Super Bowl, but not his freedom from football. It's a special GOOMF Blast!
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- Title
- Cocky Giants' D Reveals Game Plan That They Will Try And Tackle Tom Brady
- Runtime
- 2:36
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- News is breaking all over Indy as the Giants reveal their plans to tackle Tom Brady, Belichick rallies the troops with genital mutilation, and Peyton Manning gets over the Colts with some casual football.
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- Title
- Dead Wife And Kids Replaced By Miniature Horses
- Runtime
- 2:50
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Jim and Tracy partner with the "Bridles of Hope" charity to replace the wife Don Groton lost to a drunk driver with a beautiful miniature horse.
- Title
- 2011 In Review: Nation Shocked To Find Out Elizabeth Taylor Wasn't Already Dead
- Runtime
- 1:04
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- As part of the 2011 Year In Review, Tucker remembers Elizabeth Taylor, Amy Winehouse, and Randy Savage. (Aired 12/9/11)
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- Title
- Jay-Z Fans Brace Themselves For Onslaught Of Horrible Odes To Baby
- Runtime
- 1:37
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Following the news of Beyonce's pregnancy, Jay-Z fans are bracing for a slew of unbearable songs about the importance of being a dad. (Aired 10/11/11)
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- Title
- Football Fans Excited To Watch Patriots Or Giants Lose Super Bowl
- Runtime
- 2:41
- Date posted
- 15 years ago
- Description
- Reggie tries not to agree with Doc as they discuss the soon-to-be Super Bowl losers, who the hell Marco Scutaro is, and Tom Coughlin's impending death at the hands of Bill Belichick.
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