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Education Report Finds American Children Severely Behind In Age
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- Education Report Finds American Children Severely Behind In Age
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- 2 years ago
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- ⚠️ Recall Alert ⚠️ #microwave #recall #dirty
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- 2 years ago
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- Congress Approves Empty Paper Towel Roll For NASA To Use As Telescope
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- 2 years ago
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- How To Sharpen Your Knife With Your Sword
- Date posted
- 2 years ago
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- Geologists Unearth Fully Intact Rock — TikTok compilation
- Date posted
- 2 years ago
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- Local Weirdo Charged With Giving Everyone Heebie Jeebies
- Date posted
- 2 years ago
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- Texas Bans Consensual Sex
- Date posted
- 2 years ago
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- Security Camera Catches Porch Thief Stealing Amazon Delivery Driver
- Date posted
- 2 years ago
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- Security Camera Catches Porch Thief Stealing Amazon Delivery Driver
- Date posted
- 2 years ago
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- The Sun: You Don’t Want To Be Around When This Thing Blows Up
- Date posted
- 2 years ago
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- Tips For Dealing With Depression From A Coworker Who’s Clearly Going Through Some Stuff: TikTok comp
- Date posted
- 2 years ago
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- This stuff blows! 😡 #old #whocares
- Date posted
- 2 years ago
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- Okay why didn't we think of this? 🤯 #genius #bigbrain
- Date posted
- 2 years ago
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- Insta just got a whole lot safer #Instagram #tech
- Date posted
- 2 years ago
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- 💫This is going to be amazing 💫 #moon #astronomy #space
- Date posted
- 2 years ago
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- "Questions I Get Asked" TikTok Compilation
- Date posted
- 2 years ago
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- The Onion Reviews 'Licorice Pizza'
- Date posted
- 2 years ago
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- A film whose vision is unfortunately marred by the unsettling choice to use a CGI recreation of actor Bradley Cooper after his untimely death in 2017.
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- Fun Toy Banned Because Of 3 Stupid Dead Kids
- Date posted
- 3 years ago
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- New Erectile Dysfunction Startup Sends Ripped, Virile Man Directly To Your Door To Bang Your Spouse
- Date posted
- 3 years ago
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- Most Children Go Missing The Moment Parent Turns Attention Toward Themself For One Goddamn Second
- Date posted
- 3 years ago
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- Hundreds Killed In Brutal Pro-Something-Anti-Something Clash
- Date posted
- 3 years ago
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- CDC Says Kids Will Be Last To Get Vaccine Because What Are Those Little Twerps Going To Do About It
- Date posted
- 3 years ago
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- The Onion Reviews ‘Wonder Woman 1984’
- Date posted
- 3 years ago
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- Baboon Couple Sues National Geographic For Distributing Private Sex Tape
- Date posted
- 3 years ago
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- Anti-Jacketers Rally Outside Burlington Coat Factory To Protest Liberal Cold Weather Conspiracy
- Date posted
- 3 years ago
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- Man Hasn’t Heard Or Read Single True Thing In 6 Years
- Date posted
- 3 years ago
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- New United Ultra Economy Class Tickets Lets Passengers Get Dragged Behind Plane By Giant Rope
- Date posted
- 3 years ago
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- Overwhelmed White Nationalist Militia Spread Too Thin Plotting Attacks Against Everyone Trump Wants
- Date posted
- 3 years ago
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- Frustrated Political Scientist Patton Oswalt Attempts To Explain Gerrymandering Without Visual Aids
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- Health Experts Determine College Social Distancing Guidelines Still No Match For The Jasonator
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- Scientists Discover Dangerous Link Between Book Learnin’, Back Talk
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- Piece Of Sh*t From Nearby Town Marries Bitch From High School
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- Disney World On Lockdown After Mickey Escapes Enclosure, Rampages Through Park
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- Real Estate Experts Confirm Having George Clooney Living In Attic Greatly Increases Property Value
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- Diary Entries Reveal Ben Franklin’s Kite Experiment Was Early Attempt At Erotic Electrostimulation
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- Huge Quantities Of Primo Sh*t Incinerated By Feds
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- Zoologists Thrilled After Successfully Getting Pair Of Bengal Tigers To 69 In Captivity
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- Bee, Man Allergic To Bees Found Dead In Apparent Murder-Suicide
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- The Onion Reviews ‘Mulan’
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- New Identification App Lets Hikers Categorize All Corpses They Encounter On Nature Trail
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- Severely Injured Woman Heroically Fights Off Paramedics Trying To Force Her Into Medical Debt
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- Nation’s CEOs Sign Pledge To Continue F**king Over Americans
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- Prison Guards Gun Down Inmate Trying To Escape Jail Through Transportive Power Of Reading
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- Victoria’s Secret Closes After Concluding Women Were Never Hot Enough To Wear Their Underwear
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- The popular women’s beauty brand is closing for good and apologizing today for ever thinking a woman could be hot enough to pull off their lacey boy shorts or see-through nighttime slips.
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- Congress Announces Willingness To Give Black Lives Matters Protestors Statue Or Holiday
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- Lawmakers are finally taking action amid waves of police brutality, announcing their commitment to offer members of the BLM movement a nice memorial or plaque or day off work or something.
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- Online Activists Raise $5 Million To Create New Martin Luther King Jr. Quote
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- Plus, a troubling new report has found nearly 80% of all car accidents occur inside the home. We’ve got the latest on how to keep you and your family safe while burning rubber in your living room.
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- Giant Pandas Finally Mate After Being Married In Catholic Ceremony
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- For the past decade, Ying Ying and Le Le had refused to mate, until now. Hear how the two love bears managed to stay true to their Lord and Savior.
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- Health Experts Warn Protests Could Set Off Second Wave Of Police Brutality
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- Top U.S. health officials are worried the massive in-person demonstrations could be a fertile breeding ground for excessive force that may stretch the nation’s healthcare system to its limits.
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- Heavenly Sources Confirm Jesus Christ Will Transfer To Iowa State University After Getting Grades Up
- Date posted
- 4 years ago
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- The once-academically troubled son of God was finally able to get his GPA up during this past semester at Western Iowa Tech Community College. We’ve got the latest on the next chapter of the messiah’s ongoing education.
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